Cheesy Treasure Hunting Jokes Anyone?

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-Prospector #1: Why are you waving that piece of paper on the creek?

Prospector #2: I'm fanning for gold!



-Miner #1: I'm not feeling too well today. You better take my temperature.

Miner #2: What's the matter?

Miner #1: I think I have "gold fever


-Miner #1: Where are you going with your swim trunks and tennis racquet?

Miner #2: To mining camp


-Fan #1: What is the 49ers' defense known for?

Fan #2: Their gold rush


-Prospector #1: Where are you going with your pan and pillow?

Prospector #2: I'm going to the river bed to look for gold!


-Miner #1: Where is a good place to get gold mining supplies?

Miner #2: Pan Francisco


-What was the favorite frozen treat served at mining camps?

Gold Slush


-Prospector #1: Why are you so dirty?

Prospector #2: What do you expect? I came here for the "Coal Rush!"


-Prospector #1: Oh my gosh, what's that disgusting mess and smell?

Prospector #2: You mean I wasn't supposed to be panning for mold?

 

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