Minstrel
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This is what would happen if I became a new Father.
>
> With all the new technology regarding fertility recently,
> a 65-year-old friend of mine
> was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the
> hospital and went
> home, I went to visit.
>
> 'May I see the new baby?' I asked
>
> 'Not yet ,' She said 'I'll make coffee and
> we can chat for a while
> first.'
>
> Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the
> new baby now?'
>
> 'No, not yet,' She said.
>
> After another ; few minutes had elapsed,
>
> I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
>
>
>
> 'No,
> not yet,' replied my friend.
>
> Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see
> the baby?'
>
> 'WHEN HE CRIES!'
> she told me.
>
> 'WHEN HE CRIES?'
>
> I demanded. '
>
> Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
>
>
>
> 'BECAUSE I FORGOT
> WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
>
> With all the new technology regarding fertility recently,
> a 65-year-old friend of mine
> was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the
> hospital and went
> home, I went to visit.
>
> 'May I see the new baby?' I asked
>
> 'Not yet ,' She said 'I'll make coffee and
> we can chat for a while
> first.'
>
> Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the
> new baby now?'
>
> 'No, not yet,' She said.
>
> After another ; few minutes had elapsed,
>
> I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
>
>
>
> 'No,
> not yet,' replied my friend.
>
> Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see
> the baby?'
>
> 'WHEN HE CRIES!'
> she told me.
>
> 'WHEN HE CRIES?'
>
> I demanded. '
>
> Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
>
>
>
> 'BECAUSE I FORGOT
> WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
