Chuck Norris BA

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Chuck Norris caught the corona virus and beat it up.

 

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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity. He got it back the next day.

Chuck once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.

Chuck can pull a hat out of a rabbit.

Chuck drives on the right side of the road...……………………….in Britain.

Chuck uses Tabasco as eye drops.

Chuck can pee his name...…………………….in dry cement.

Chuck used a double in his movies, but only in scenes where he's supposed to cry.

Chuck can fart even when he has diarrhea.