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[savant365]

These classifieds actually ran in newspapers - a smile for your
day...

1. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

2. FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

3. FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd;
Father, Super Dog. Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

4. FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

5. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

6. NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby..

7. GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.

8. JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300..

9. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one?:

10. FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent
condition.
$1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,
Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

 

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I think I placed that last one, I'll let you know when my wife tells me LOL

 

[DANGLANGLEY]

LOL, good ones!!!

You know, that last one reminded me of my ex... Thought she knew everything and didn't know squat. My new wife thinks she's not that smart and she's brilliant!!!

DANGLANGLEY