Silas
Jr. Member
- Joined
- May 20, 2014
- Messages
- 24
- Reaction score
- 12
- Golden Thread
- 0
- Location
- I live in a mitten
- Detector(s) used
- Garrett AT Pro, Garrett Pro Pointer,
- Primary Interest:
- All Treasure Hunting
- #1
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Couldn't believe it! 500g. Of 999,9 Gold for $1
One of my local thrift stores had a grand opening today and the place was packed. By the time I got there it had been open for an hour or so and the place was swarmed. Walking through the aisles I came across the find of a lifetime on a shelf, just setting there! A Credit Suisse 500g. Bar of 999,9 gold just setting there, labeled .99 cents with some customers just passing it by. Needless to say I purchased it and plan on quitting my job and putting this up for auction later this week. Just handed my resignation to my boss as well as the customary "stick it!" Now I'm off to beaches and señoritas fellow t-netters! Will update thread as the journey progresses!
Update: I'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE!! One of the nations biggest auction houses told me my bar was a fake-I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I'm jobless and I've lost it all!
Update: I've been left jobless by my pursuit. I'll be getting kicked off the library computer soon. Until things get settled if anyone wants to go detecting you can find me in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER! I'm now using the bar as a fishing weight with which I catch small fish which I eat and as a defensive weapon against scavenging animals and marauding hoards of river rats which harass me each night and attempt to carry me off to their nests-I've woken up underground three times already... Wish me luck fellow T-Netters, for this shall be my last entry.
This is Silas, signing off.
Also if anyone wants to invest in 500g. Of Credit Suisse 999,9 gold, I'll let it go for $150,000. Just contact my friend whose brokering the deal for me, he's a prince from Nigeria whose helping me get back on my feet by investing what I had left into helping him free millions in unclaimed royal assets in his home country. I'll remember you all when I'm swimming in Nigerian Naira.
Hi Everyone, I hope you got as much of a laugh out of this, as I did when I wrote it[emoji2] Again, to be safe, it's all a joke! Happy hunting everyone and good luck on finding your very own gold bars out there!
One of my local thrift stores had a grand opening today and the place was packed. By the time I got there it had been open for an hour or so and the place was swarmed. Walking through the aisles I came across the find of a lifetime on a shelf, just setting there! A Credit Suisse 500g. Bar of 999,9 gold just setting there, labeled .99 cents with some customers just passing it by. Needless to say I purchased it and plan on quitting my job and putting this up for auction later this week. Just handed my resignation to my boss as well as the customary "stick it!" Now I'm off to beaches and señoritas fellow t-netters! Will update thread as the journey progresses!
Update: I'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE!! One of the nations biggest auction houses told me my bar was a fake-I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I'm jobless and I've lost it all!
Update: I've been left jobless by my pursuit. I'll be getting kicked off the library computer soon. Until things get settled if anyone wants to go detecting you can find me in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER! I'm now using the bar as a fishing weight with which I catch small fish which I eat and as a defensive weapon against scavenging animals and marauding hoards of river rats which harass me each night and attempt to carry me off to their nests-I've woken up underground three times already... Wish me luck fellow T-Netters, for this shall be my last entry.
This is Silas, signing off.
Also if anyone wants to invest in 500g. Of Credit Suisse 999,9 gold, I'll let it go for $150,000. Just contact my friend whose brokering the deal for me, he's a prince from Nigeria whose helping me get back on my feet by investing what I had left into helping him free millions in unclaimed royal assets in his home country. I'll remember you all when I'm swimming in Nigerian Naira.
Hi Everyone, I hope you got as much of a laugh out of this, as I did when I wrote it[emoji2] Again, to be safe, it's all a joke! Happy hunting everyone and good luck on finding your very own gold bars out there!
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