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So the young backwoods couple decide to get married. They arrange the farm wedding and both families gather in the pasture as the hay wagon arrives with the bride. The ceremony goes off as planned and the young couple enters the barn to consummate the marriage, holding with tradition.
Several minutes later the young groom comes running from the barn, “Paw Paw, ya gotta get the weddin annulled, hurry Paw hurry.”
“Calm down son, whatever it is we can make it right.” “ Did ja not understand the sex talk?”
“That’s not it Paw, she’s a virgin!”
“Gol dang son, your right, I’ll have it annulled immediately.” “If she ain’t good ‘nuff for her family, she sorn ain’t good ‘nuff fer ours.”
Several minutes later the young groom comes running from the barn, “Paw Paw, ya gotta get the weddin annulled, hurry Paw hurry.”
“Calm down son, whatever it is we can make it right.” “ Did ja not understand the sex talk?”
“That’s not it Paw, she’s a virgin!”
“Gol dang son, your right, I’ll have it annulled immediately.” “If she ain’t good ‘nuff for her family, she sorn ain’t good ‘nuff fer ours.”
