pepperpump
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A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with mudering a schoolteacher with a chain saw," he says to the defendant. "You lying piece of shi*" a man in the courtroom yells. "Silence in the courtroom" says the judge. "You are also charged with killing the paperboy with a shovel" "Your an a-hole" yells the man from the courtroom again. Then the judge says "You also are charged with killing the mailman with a drill" "Throw the book at him judge" says the man yet again. The judge tells the man he will hold him in contempt in there is another outburst from him. The man replies to the judge "I am sorry judge but that prick has been living next to me for 10 years and do you think he's ever once had a tool for me when I needed to borrow one?"
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