D.C Quake News

[savant365]

BREAKING NEWS: President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault". Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continue an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the TEA Party. Conservatives however have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.
However Obama is very concerned and he will give a speech sometime after his Vacation.

 

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[stefen]

O'Bammy complained to the National Weather Service that the earthquake caused him to triple bogey the 2nd hole..

He was also screaming at the caretakers about the bushes in the roughs...

 

[borninok]

With Hurricane Irene barrelling up the East Coast...he is still in Martha Vineyards. Thank God he's not back in DC screwing things up with his rhetoric blame game.

-Mel

borninok

 

[stefen]

With Hurricane Irene barrelling up the East Coast...he is still in Martha Vineyards. Thank God he's not back in DC screwing things up with his rhetoric blame game.

-Mel

borninok