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A southern plantation owner arrived at the airport and called home for his chauffer to come pick him up. When the chauffer arrived,he asked if everything was OK. The chauffer said"your dog died","What?My dog died".Yeah said the chauffer, "He ate the dead horse meat and died"."dead horse meat",said the owner.Yeah said the chauffer."The horse died when the barn caught on fire, the dog ate the dead horse meat and died." "The barn caught on fire?",Yeah the flames from the house caught the barn on fire, the horse died,and the dog ate the dead horse meat and died." "The flames from the house?",asked the owner. Yeah,the house caught on fire,caught the barn on fire,the horse died,and the dog ate the dead horse meat and died,said the chauffer.Yeah, "your mother had a heart attack,and pulled down the curtains as she fell,caught the house on fire,spread to the barn,the horse died,the dog ate the dead horse meat and died".The owner sat there stunned and silent when the chauffer said"Other than that nothing happened." rockhound
