Montana Jim
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Okay... I've always wanted to be this guy... I've thought about it, I've dreamed about it... I've wondered about it. I think the only way to earn this job is when someone passes away - it's a lifetime appointment I think.
I spent some time practicing for it... back before I was married.
But never in my wildest dreams did I think it would or could ever be bestowed upon me! I now believe in miracles and I believe that dreams can come true!
While walking my dog last night I stumbled upon this treasure laying in the road that was obviously dropped by someone less deserving than me... I just know it was put there for me to find, and to wear proudly as I start my new job and start my new adventures... I am now official, I have the badge... I can employ my skills with immunity and ferver... I am an "Official Boob Inspector" with the Dept. of Titillations, badge # 2TTIC.
LMAO


What a find!
I spent some time practicing for it... back before I was married.
But never in my wildest dreams did I think it would or could ever be bestowed upon me! I now believe in miracles and I believe that dreams can come true!
While walking my dog last night I stumbled upon this treasure laying in the road that was obviously dropped by someone less deserving than me... I just know it was put there for me to find, and to wear proudly as I start my new job and start my new adventures... I am now official, I have the badge... I can employ my skills with immunity and ferver... I am an "Official Boob Inspector" with the Dept. of Titillations, badge # 2TTIC.
LMAO


What a find!

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