Dying Man

[signal_line]

A man is on his death bed. His wife is looking over him, he says “Honey, there is something I must tell you.” “Oh now, don’t worry.” She says. ‘No, I must tell you. I slept with your sister, your best friend, and your mother.” “Oh now, no need for apology. Besides, I already know about it. Why do you think I poisoned you?”