In all seriousness,stuff like this,while commendable and ingenious does not solve the main problem,trash in the rivers,lakes and scattered across the landscape. In the most remote,inhospitiable places on earth you can find those damn plastic water bottles. About the only solution is to place a return deposit on every container,regardless of material.It doesn,t have to be exorbitant,but enough to motivate people to gather them up and return them to collect that deposit. Ban the use of styrofoam as everyday containers,make them from paper,put the deposit on them and recycle them as paper containers when people return them to claim the deposit.All the volunteers in the world can,t collect enough trash to make a dent in the problem as long as the trash is continually redeposited because there,s no economic incentive not to.Like it or not,offend someone,s sensibilities or not,people will collect trash and turn it in to a central point if there,s money in it. Consider how many plastic gallon milk jugs are used every year as a reference,most all of those go into a landfill or thrown to the winds or waters. It can be done,don,t come up with reasons it can,t.Give me some solutions as to how it can.