savant365
Silver Member
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas.
When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said,
"Wow, these seats are big!"
The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in
Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar.
Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug
placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs
are big!"
The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender
where the bathroom was located.
The bartender replied, "Second door to the right."
The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally
entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool
and fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't
flush, don't flush!"
When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said,
"Wow, these seats are big!"
The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in
Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar.
Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug
placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs
are big!"
The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender
where the bathroom was located.
The bartender replied, "Second door to the right."
The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally
entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool
and fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't
flush, don't flush!"
