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Mike(Mont)
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Farmer's widow
Two guys were driving at night on a country road when they hit a snowstorm. They couldn't go any further so they went up to a nearby farm house. A beautiful woman came the the door and told them they couldn't stay in the house because she was just recently widowed and she didn't want the neighbors to gossip. She said they could stay in the barn.
About nine months later one guy gets a letter from the widow's attorney. He calls up his friend and ask, "Did you sneek out of the barn into the house and make love to the widow?" "Yes." he says. "Did you give her my name
" "Yes" he says again. "Well I just got a letter from her attorney, and he said she died and left her estate to me!"
Two guys were driving at night on a country road when they hit a snowstorm. They couldn't go any further so they went up to a nearby farm house. A beautiful woman came the the door and told them they couldn't stay in the house because she was just recently widowed and she didn't want the neighbors to gossip. She said they could stay in the barn.
About nine months later one guy gets a letter from the widow's attorney. He calls up his friend and ask, "Did you sneek out of the barn into the house and make love to the widow?" "Yes." he says. "Did you give her my name
" "Yes" he says again. "Well I just got a letter from her attorney, and he said she died and left her estate to me!"
Good guys DO finish first sometimes! lol
