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Subject: five surgeons
Five surgeons from American cities are discussing who makes the
best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from Washington , says, 'I like to see
accountants on my operating table because when you open them
up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second, from Chicogo, responds, 'Yeah, but you should
try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.'
The third surgeon, from North Dakota , says, 'No, I really think
librarians are the best, everything inside them is in
alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon, from New York chimes in, 'You know, I
like construction workers ...Those guys always understand
when you have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Missouri shut
them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no
guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the
head and the ass are interchangeable.'
Five surgeons from American cities are discussing who makes the
best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from Washington , says, 'I like to see
accountants on my operating table because when you open them
up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second, from Chicogo, responds, 'Yeah, but you should
try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.'
The third surgeon, from North Dakota , says, 'No, I really think
librarians are the best, everything inside them is in
alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon, from New York chimes in, 'You know, I
like construction workers ...Those guys always understand
when you have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Missouri shut
them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no
guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the
head and the ass are interchangeable.'
