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A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls
out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
"In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.
The Florida girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it,
throws her glass in to the air, pulls out her gun and shoots the Mexican
and the Iraqi, and catches her glass. She says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice. "
"Aequanimitas"
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle".
"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate".
-Sigmund Freud
out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
"In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.
The Florida girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it,
throws her glass in to the air, pulls out her gun and shoots the Mexican
and the Iraqi, and catches her glass. She says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice. "
"Aequanimitas"
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle".
"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate".
-Sigmund Freud
