Florida man denies cocaine found in buttocks is his

[WindHarvester]

http://www.ohio.com/news/break_news/104408899.html


RADENTON, Fla.: When sheriff's deputies allegedly discovered a bags of marijuana and cocaine between a man's buttocks, they said he gave a quick explanation. Manatee County deputies said Raymond Stanley Roberts told them "The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is."

Deputies stopped the 25-year-old Wednesday in Bradenton for speeding. Officers said they smelled marijuana and searched him. That's when they allegedly found a bag of marijuana between Roberts' buttocks.

Officers then discovered another bag in there; the report said it contained 27 pieces of rock cocaine.

The Bradenton Herald reported Roberts was arrested for drug possession and has bonded out of jail. The person who answered Friday at a phone number listed for Roberts said it wasn't his.

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Brings a new meaning to "crack".

 

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[shaun7]

Did you pack these buttocks yourself sir

 

[Tubecity]

Maybe he didn't understand what that 'nice' guy meant at the 'alternative life-style' club
who offered to push in his stool for him .

 

[Shortstack]

How in the world did he get those bags in his crack when his head was in the way?

 

[jeff of pa]

sounds like the sheriff's deputies
did some planting

 

[WindHarvester]

sounds like the sheriff's deputies
did some planting

Or packing

 

[jeff of pa]

I wonder who Volunteers for the job
of looking.

as far as I'm concerned
whatever is there , can stay there

Out of sight
out of My mind.

 

[stefen]

Wonder if he was a plumber...they brag about having the biggest cracks

Butt, then again, maybe it wasn't his crack either...butt crack not the baggy

 

[Chug And Red]

Maybe he didn't understand what that 'nice' guy meant at the 'alternative life-style' club
who offered to push in his stool for him .

Ewwwwwwwwwww What are you trying to do, kill me? LOL I almost choked on my soup when I read this!!!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!!!!! Red

 

[stefen]

Maybe he didn't understand what that 'nice' guy meant at the 'alternative life-style' club
who offered to push in his stool for him .

Ewwwwwwwwwww What are you trying to do, kill me? LOL I almost choked on my soup when I read this!!!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!!!!! Red

Note: Swallow soup first before you read...maybe take a pee also...

In fact if you want to sit 4 alternative life-style club members on one stool, turn it upside-down

 

[Chug And Red]

That just reaffirms the saying Say no to Crack!( especially butt crack )!!!!!

 

[The Beep Goes On]

How much crack could a butt crack crack if a butt crack could crack butt?

 

[Chug And Red]

How much crack could a butt crack crack if a butt crack could crack butt?

 

[stefen]

 

[DigginThePast]

You guys crack me up.

 

[GunFarce]

It Can't be his!! Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to snort that stuff from 'that' end!
I guess, if you put a line across your carpet, you could mimic yer dog!
(Howze THAT for a picture.. :=) )

 

[stefen]

Even the Crack of Dawn is nervous

 

[GunFarce]

Even the Crack of Dawn is nervous

I see you 'know' Dawn Eh!

 

[Ray S S]

Yikes!! This is a little too deep for me!!!

 

[stefen]

Even the Crack of Dawn is nervous

I see you 'know' Dawn Eh!