If you keep it then you will claim it on your taxes and it will put you in a higher tax bracket. But there is an option! Just because it is the kind of person I am, I will take it off your hands so it will keep you in a lower tax bracket. Just call me a good samaritan.
Dang it Dave...You found my stash!...Here I thought I had hidden it so well! Tell you what...I will let you keep it as a finders fee....if you find the other ten stashes I hid...Darn Alzheimers...Thanks alot Dan...Diane.?..Darrell...?
To Tell The Truth.......I got it from a Nigerian who sent me a email and ask that I hide her money from her country that her father was the king of, but was killed or something like that!
If you get one of those emails from someone related to a king in Africa...go for it! You will be Rich!!!!
Haha! I'll help you launder it. The latest email spams I've been getting are for fake Rolex watches. ANyone else getting those between the Nigerian ones? They actually look pretty nice and are counterfieted with great attention to detail for around $200. Has anyone ever actually bought one, as I can't afford a real Rolex?
The money will be used for the TH'ers Retirement Home. That was a good idea and all are welcome to use it!
Should be open by 2060 just a few more years!