Minstrel
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> > A woman, married three times, walked into a bridal shop one day and
> > told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her
> > fourth wedding.
> >
> >
> >
> > "Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and
> > color are you looking for?"
> >
> >
> >
> > The bride to be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil."
> >
> >
> >
> > The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the
> > wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for
> > brides who are being married the first time - for those who are a bit
> > more Innocent, if you know what I mean?? Perhaps ivory or sky blue
> > would be nice?"
> >
> >
> >
> > "Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's
> > directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite
> > appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as
> > innocent as a first time bride. You see, my first husband was so
> > excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our hotel.
> > My second husband And I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on
> > our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled immediately
> > and never spoke to each other again.."
> >
> >
> >
> > "What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk.
> >
> >
> >
> > "That one was a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night for four
> > years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was
> > going to be, but nothing ever happened..."
> > told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her
> > fourth wedding.
> >
> >
> >
> > "Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and
> > color are you looking for?"
> >
> >
> >
> > The bride to be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil."
> >
> >
> >
> > The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the
> > wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for
> > brides who are being married the first time - for those who are a bit
> > more Innocent, if you know what I mean?? Perhaps ivory or sky blue
> > would be nice?"
> >
> >
> >
> > "Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's
> > directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite
> > appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as
> > innocent as a first time bride. You see, my first husband was so
> > excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our hotel.
> > My second husband And I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on
> > our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled immediately
> > and never spoke to each other again.."
> >
> >
> >
> > "What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk.
> >
> >
> >
> > "That one was a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night for four
> > years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was
> > going to be, but nothing ever happened..."
