From TE: UFO Sighted at Top Secret Soviet Government Facility

[bigscoop]

Itfallenhere, Russia:

According to uranisisreal.com, a leak in top secret Russian documents reveals a 1997 sighting of a disk shaped object that hovered over a top secret Russian military facility for more then 9 minutes. The unidentified object was described as being a metallic object about the size of Rhode Island with numerous rows of rotating florescent lighting. An unidentified source from the White House investigating the matter said, "We know absolutely nothing about this latest development, and we utterly deny any involvement in the matter whatsoever. However, we are investigating the situation to try to determine where the leak originated from." Wait a minute, why all the interest in the leak, what about the UFO? Sounds like a huge government conspiracy to those of us at Tnet Enquirer. Story note: If you try to access uranisisreal.com you will likely be denied, as it is, after all, a top secret counter intelligence website.

 

[jeff of pa]

apparently they already know where it came from.

Size of Rhode island, I doubt it was made on earth.

Every time it would get a test flight it would be seen.


I know if I was outside & Rhode Island flew over, I'd probably notice

 

[FarmerChick]

This is what my sources have found out when I researched into this after reading your post:

The White House has denied looking into the leak because they are now saying that the UFO was not real therefore, there could not have been a leak anyway. 'During the 9 minutes of the acclaimed sighting over a Russian military facility, it has come to our knowledge that a massive vodka party was taking place. Apparently the Russian military was given extra benefits for their families supplied by their govt. A massive vodka party ensued. Not long after immediate reports of a huge UFO hovering came into play.' stated General Thomas Stavinsky. "Therefore the proposed millions being set aside to uncover the leak is now being reproposed to upgrade the US entertainment facilities at all US military installations.'

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see there was no UFO. those crazy Russians had too much vodka and the UFO stories flowed as fast as the vodka

 

[Rebel - KGC]

HA! DISINFORMATION campaign by what-his-name... PUTIN (or something like that). It's a KGC "thing"; gonna be debated by Obama & Romney... OOPS!

 

[bigscoop]

apparently they already know where it came from.

Size of Rhode island, I doubt it was made on earth.

Every time it would get a test flight it would be seen.


I know if I was outside & Rhode Island flew over, I'd probably notice

Don't be too sure that you'd notice....I'm sure they also have silent mode and cloaking device technology!

 

[Rebel - KGC]

Don't be too sure that you'd notice....I'm sure they also have silent mode and cloaking device technology!

For the DEBATE? LGA!

 

[Rebel - KGC]

For the DEBATE? LGA!

(Singing in Roddie's voice...) "TONITE'S DA NITE"! Look for TNE in Comedy Central... VERY dramatic!