Funny quirk of being a “treasure” hunter

[Older The Better]

Got the day off, was playing around by the river when my boss said he had my paycheck, went to town was doing some errands and I kept thinking about the weird collection of stuff in my pockets
Keys wallet phone... standard but also the rib of a medium sized mammal, a melted glass shampoo bottle, a glass marble, 8 fossilized shells, a fossil horn coral, petrified wood, a decorative brass hinge, a large square nail, a fired bullet, a flint core, and several flakes
... if I got arrested for some reason the cops would be wondering what kind of drugs I was on

Anybody else have moments like this

 

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[SusanMN]

I always leave my digger in the trunk and I have often thought it could be perceived as a dangerous weapon if my car was ever searched.