Get a Ferret....

[theEmmaPearl]

Train it to recover CASH. Let it roam around all the political fundraisers you can find.. Just wait by the door with its treats and CHA-CHING! I prefer republican galas and those Casino nights that "God" needs run once a month.....

 

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[Tpmetal]

Funny story. My friend had a ferret that was free range in the house. A few years after it died, he was cleaning out a closet. He went to pick up an old pair of shoes to throw out, and surprisingly they both weighed about 5 lbs. Turns out every night the ferret would wander around the house and steal all the silver colored change out of everyone's pockets in their clothes, then proceeded to stash it in these shoes. Over the years the little bigger had accumulated like 50 bucks in change haha