Chug And Red
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Girl's Night Out
Females should avoid a girl's night out after they are married ... If this does not make you laugh out loud; you have lost your sense of humor!!
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls". I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise". Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 AM, a bit loaded, I headed home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even totally smashed -- 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals - 12 cuckoos. Midnight!!! The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in. I told him "Midnight". he didn't seemed pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one. Then he said "we need a new cuckoo clock". When I asked him why, he said, Well last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh $hit". Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.****
Red
Females should avoid a girl's night out after they are married ... If this does not make you laugh out loud; you have lost your sense of humor!!
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls". I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise". Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 AM, a bit loaded, I headed home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even totally smashed -- 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals - 12 cuckoos. Midnight!!! The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in. I told him "Midnight". he didn't seemed pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one. Then he said "we need a new cuckoo clock". When I asked him why, he said, Well last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh $hit". Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.****
Red
