I know this is an old one, but what the heck. GO BEARS!
Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.
They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very
special. Not everyone gets a house up here."
Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a
three-story mansion with an orange and blue sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Bears logo flag, and in every window, a Chicago Bear towel.
Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I
even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said "So what's your point Peyton?"
"Well, why does Rex Grosman get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Rex's house, it's mine."
GO BEARS!!!!!