Golf Story

[Glenns5900]

My cousin sent this to me and I HAD to put it up here.
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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two
black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally the doctor asked him, 'What happened to you?'

'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult
hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.' We went to look for them
and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white
at its rear end.' 'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there
was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of
the cow's butt.'

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'

'I don't remember much after that....'

 

[texan connection]

2 guys were golfing one sunday when a funeral persession was driving by, one man stoped at the tee took off his hat, bowed, and said a Silent prayer, his buddy, highly impressed, stated as much to his friend.

The friend said "well we were married for 50 yrs"