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An avid golfer known for his speedy play was about to make a putt when he saw a funeral procession on the nearby road. He stopped and held his hand over his heart until it passed. The other guys in the group couldn't figure out what was going on so they asked him why he stopped play. "We would have been married for thirty years next week!"
A layman and Fr. Murphy were playing golf. Fr. made a terrible slice and muttered under his breath "Hoover". The next shot he hit it on the green and about three feet from the cup, "Praise the Lord!" When he went to tap in the putt he missed, "Hoover!!!" he shouted. About this time the layman was trying to figure out what was going on so he asked Fr. what was all this Hoover thing about? "Well, it's the biggest dam I know of."
An avid golfer sliced his tee shot and when he got to the ball there was a barn right in the line to the hole. His fellow player suggested that if they opened up the doors at each end of the barn he could shoot right through the barn to the hole. So he tried it and the ball hit the edge of the door frame and bounced back and hit his wife in the head and killed her! Years later he was playing with some different guys and he made the same slice on the same hole. The partner explained to him how they could open the barn doors and he could shoot right through. "No Way!" he said "Last time I tried that I got a bogey!"
A guy and his wife were playing golf and the wife made a terrible slice out into a pasture. The husband looked all over for the ball and all he found was a cow. He lifted the tail and there was a golfball inbedded in the cow's rear. Next thing he knew he was in the hospital with a golf club wrapped around his neck. "All I said was 'This looks like yours.'"
A layman and Fr. Murphy were playing golf. Fr. made a terrible slice and muttered under his breath "Hoover". The next shot he hit it on the green and about three feet from the cup, "Praise the Lord!" When he went to tap in the putt he missed, "Hoover!!!" he shouted. About this time the layman was trying to figure out what was going on so he asked Fr. what was all this Hoover thing about? "Well, it's the biggest dam I know of."
An avid golfer sliced his tee shot and when he got to the ball there was a barn right in the line to the hole. His fellow player suggested that if they opened up the doors at each end of the barn he could shoot right through the barn to the hole. So he tried it and the ball hit the edge of the door frame and bounced back and hit his wife in the head and killed her! Years later he was playing with some different guys and he made the same slice on the same hole. The partner explained to him how they could open the barn doors and he could shoot right through. "No Way!" he said "Last time I tried that I got a bogey!"
A guy and his wife were playing golf and the wife made a terrible slice out into a pasture. The husband looked all over for the ball and all he found was a cow. He lifted the tail and there was a golfball inbedded in the cow's rear. Next thing he knew he was in the hospital with a golf club wrapped around his neck. "All I said was 'This looks like yours.'"
