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[DANGLANGLEY]

Larry Flynt Sues to Protect His Good Name

http://www.popeater.com/article/larry-flynt-sues-to-protect-his-good/296911

LOS ANGELES (Jan. 7) - Larry Flynt believes there's only room for one Flynt in the wide world of porn. The man behind Hustler magazine is suing two of his nephews for selling their own line of adult movies under the same family name.
Flynt accuses the nephews of producing pornographic films that are "inferior products" and "knockoff goods." Flynt said he filed the lawsuit Monday in U.S. District Court to protect his family name in the industry.

 

[Az Old Noob]

GOLD COAST, Australia - A man in the Australian town of Lismore
says a snake more than 3 feet long was living inside a computer
printer and caused the device to malfunction. Denis Matthews said
the snake was found inside a Friends of the Lismore Rainforest
Botanic Gardens printer, the Gold Coast Bulletin reported in its
Thursday edition. "When I used a long pointer to encourage the
snake to move, it reluctantly came out through the front, under the
monitor screen and round the back of the computer case," Matthews
said. Matthews was able to remove the snake from the printer used
by the group, for which his wife Marie serves as publicity officer,
but the creature appears to have found its way back. Matthews said a
number of displaced objects have been found on the room's shelves,
leading him to suspect the snake may be living somewhere inside
the room. The snake appears to be a nocturnal brown tree snake,
a species known to be venomous and very aggressive if confronted,
Matthews said.

 

[DANGLANGLEY]

That's a good one. Thanks.

DANGLANGLEY