Great way to achieve inner peace....

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Great way to achieve inner peace....

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and
we all could probably use more calm in our lives!

Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace
is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to
see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, tha mainder of a botl Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.
 
Quick...put some Velcro on the ceiling and see if we can catch him on the ricochet..
 

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