Re: GRIN & BARE IT
Oh, no......a groaner joke. Does that opens the floodgates for a few more?
A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start
anything."
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A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his
arm and says:
"A beer please, and one for the road."
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"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of
home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."
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Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy
says to Dolly
"I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!"
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've
lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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A man takes his rottweiler to the vet and says, "My
dog's cross-eyed,
is there anything you can do for him? "
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he
picks the dog
up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What?, Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy"
