Gunslinger and Prospector

[rockhound]

A young gunslinger rode into an old west town looking to make name for himself. He was fast with a gun and he knew it. As he approached the saloon, he noticed an old prospector tying his donkey to the hitchin' post. The young gunslinger tied his horse to the same post and shouted out at the old prospector. "Hey old man, do you know how to dance?" Then before he got an answer, he drew his sixgun, and started firing in the dirt around the old mans feet. The prospector started jumping and hollering, trying to avoid getting hit by a bullet. After the young gunslinger had emptied his gun, the prospector reached up on his donkey and pulled out a double barrel shotgun. He then shouted at the young gunslinger standing there, "son, have you ever kissed a donkeys butt?'' The young gunslinger looked at the double barrel pointed at him and said, "No, but I have always wanted to." rockhound

 

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[stefen]

The moral is never screw with old folk...

 

[Chug And Red]

The moral is never screw with old folk...

Especially when your looking down twin barrels! Red