Reminds me of an older Spanish gentleman I knew years ago named Homer, he was all of 5’4” tall. He told of a tryst he was having with a married woman when they heard her husband coming through the front door. He quickly pulled on his pants and shoes, grabbed his shirt and out the bedroom window he jumped. He said it was just then that it dawned him that he on the second floor. I asked if he was injured, he said his feet were moving so fast that he was a couple of blocks away before he even stopped to checked himself out.
I wish I could relate the story with looks and humor with which he told it.
R.I.P. Homer Martinez