Headlines!

[poorhunter78]

These are 100% honest-to-goodness headlines. Can you figure out what they were trying to say?

Factory Orders Dip

SUN OR RAIN EXPECTED TODAY, DARK TONIGHT

PSYCHICS PREDICT WORLD DIDN'T END YESTERDAY

CAPITOL PUNISHMENT BILL CALLED " DEATH ORIENTED "

CHICAGO CHECKING ON ELDERLY IN HEAT

TIPS TO AVOID ALLIGATORS: DON'T SWIM IN WATERS INHABITED BY LARGE ALLIGATORS

CHEF THROWS HIS HEART INTO HELPING FEED NEEDY

CINCINATTI DRY CLEANER SENTENCED IN SUIT

FISH LURK IN STREAMS

SUICIDE BOMBER STRIKES AGAIN

POLICE NAB STUDENT WITH PAIR OF PLIERS

MARIJUANA ISSUE SENT TO JOINT COMMITTEE

Girl Kicked By Horse Upgraded To Stable

KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN TEN YEARS

COURT RULES BOXER SHORTS ARE INDEED UNDERWEAR

Nuns Forgive Break-In, Assault Suspect

ELIMINATION OF TREES COULD SOLVE CITY'S LEAF BURNING PROBLEM

 

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[truckinbutch]

Scary part is that the folks that wrote these headlines are a product of our public education system .

 

[poorhunter78]

they are out there................

 

[boogeyman]

Scary part is that the folks that wrote these headlines are a product of our public education system .

Maybe we made too many cuts to the education budget Ya think?