Here you go guys

[Sallysue]

 

[Rookster]

I'll put the word out. Sallysue is looking for a good woman.

 

[Red James Cash]

You forgot,clean a gun,gut and butcher a deer,reload ammo,ace auto mechanic.

 

[Duckshot]

I saw a good one in the personal ads once. It went something like this-

Men Seeking Women

Mad scientist/Self-made millionaire seeks secret agent/registered nurse for chemistry experiments, frolicking at the planetarium, looking pretty and smashing electrons while establishing world peace and the selectve extermination of delicious wildlife for human consumption. Must be physically heathy, mentally ill, with a strong alter ego. Intimate knowledge of string theory and the ability to ignore generally accepted science a plus.

No lucifarian satanists or Buddhists please.

 

[Sallysue]

She sent me a pic of her boat

 

[A2coins]

Nice one Captain