HI HO SILVER

[SHERMANVILLE ILLINOIS]

HI HO SILVER.... The Lone Ranger and
Tonto are camping in the desert. They
set up their tent and are sleeping. Some
hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his
faithful friend.

"Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what
you see."

Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."

What does that tell you?" asked the masked
man.

After pondering the matter for a minute,
Tonto responded,

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there
are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is
in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately
3:15 AM. Theologically, it‘s evident the Lord is
all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks:
"Tonto, you twit, someone has stolen our tent."

all have a good un....
SHERMANVILLE ILLINOIS

 

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[stefen]

Why did the Lone Ranger shoot Tonto?

Found out that kemo sabe meant chicken shi*.

 

[Michigan Badger]

You rock Sherm! LOL!

Just loved it.

But the best show was their last. They were surrounded by indians on the war path and the masked man said to Tonto "We've really got our work cut out for us now Tonto!"

To this Tonto replied: "What do you mean 'we,' white man!"

I sure do miss those old days as a kid sitting round that old B&W tube watching all that 50's/60's good guy always wins stuff.

Badger

 

[SHERMANVILLE ILLINOIS]

MB,

good guys still win

have a good un...........

 

[ashleen]

who was that masked man

and where does he cache those silver bullets?

 

[Johnny Cache Hunter]

A BIG lol here ....Thanks for that one

Johnny

 

[stefen]

Under heavy fire and surrounded by the bad guys, the Lone Ranger says, "Tonto, we have a problem".

Tonto replies, "What you mean we, whiteman".