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NEW YORK-- A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possesion of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule & a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.
He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI
with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire
solutions by means & extremes, & sometimes go off on tangents
in search of absolute values.
They use secret code-names like,'x & y' & refer to themselves
as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates
in every country.
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are three sides to every triangle'."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said,
"If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction. He would have given us more fingers & toes."
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more
intelligent or profound statement by the President.
, Fossis............
At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.
He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI
with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire
solutions by means & extremes, & sometimes go off on tangents
in search of absolute values.
They use secret code-names like,'x & y' & refer to themselves
as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates
in every country.
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are three sides to every triangle'."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said,
"If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction. He would have given us more fingers & toes."
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more
intelligent or profound statement by the President.
, Fossis............
