Hmmm, I wonder.

[Goose-0]

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out."?

 

[spartacus53]

Phil Emup Borden

 

[ronwoodcraft]

I heard a similar one....Who was the first person to see an egg come out of a chickens butt, and think, "that looks like something good to eat."?

 

[stefen]

Probably an ancient native tribesman watching a calf suckle hind tit...

Right after he studied his woman suckle her child...

Of the 4 hangy-downy thingies is chocolate?