Hostage Situation

[Hag730]

Soooo....my excal came in the mail today while I was at work. Wife is holding it hostage and says she wont give it to me until my birthday....in two weeks. Anybody know a hostage negotiator?

 

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[Hag730]

Luckily.....she reaaaaally likes her sleep. So I woke her up at 5am and told her I was going to keep talking to her until she told me where the box was.

Worked like a charm.

 

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[hamiddetecting]

There is another solution, you never give your wife any Gold ring with stone. If you had been given your wife the good Ring, so i'm sure, she didn't do that. Gold is solution

 

[G.I.B.]

Luckily.....she reaaaaally likes her sleep. So I woke her up at 5am and told her I was going to keep talking to her until she told me where the box was.

Sounds like your in custody of the new machine... great! (just stay out of my secret spot)

I was going to suggest that since you can't go to the beach, invite your mother to stay with you for two weeks...

 

[choppadude]

Tell her that you feel you must come clean with her and that you were actually adopted on that date and your actual birthday is January 12th!

 

[LinkHylian]

Chores+Massages=Early Bday Gift.

 

[Sir Gala Clad]

No! She wins - better wait for the X cal than argue and have an X wife.