"How did you know you were finally a Golden Ager?" (add yours)

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"How did you know you were finally a Golden Ager?" (add your's)

"How did you know you were finally a Golden Ager?" ​

I sit in my rocking chair and couldn't get it stated!
I started burning the midnight oil at 8:00 P.M.!
I began looking forward to a dull evening!
My knees buckle and my belt won't!
My little black book is filled with Doctor's phone numbers!
I decided to procrastinate, but never got around to it!
I sunk me teeth into a steak, and they stayed there!

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My left leg yells at my right leg to help carry some of the weight.

 

[releventchair]

Usher at the movie theater insisted i quit crawling around under the seats looking for a lost caramel,had to explain my teeth were still in it !.

 

[digging wv]

My barn door is open? Well if it can't get up, it can't get out

 

[stefen]

When I kept listing to the left and right and the dumb nurse keeps straightening me up...

Man, all I want to do is fart...