Step 1. Walk into bank, wait in line till teller is free, approach teller.
Step 2. Smile at teller, make some nice small talk about the weather, check out her rack (coin rack that is - for AG).
Step 3. Pull out the check you wrote yourself a few minutes earlier and ask to deposit it into your other account.
Step 4. Wait for her to do the transaction and wait till the "Is there anything else I can do for you today" line.
Step 5. Bust the line out, "Do you order coins for your best customers?"
Step 6. Wait for answer, if she says yes, ask her if she can order you $1k in half dollars.
Step 7. Wait for her to ask you what a half dollar is. Pull one out of your pocket that you just picked up at a bank down the road.
Step 8. If she bites, give her your number and wait for the call....
Its as easy as that.