buscadero
Bronze Member
- Joined
- Jul 16, 2006
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- Location
- Corpus Christi, Tx.
- Detector(s) used
- Garrett Ace 250
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1) She's not a Babe or Chick! She's a Breasted American!
2) She's not a Screamer or Moaner! She is Vocally Appreciative!
3) She is not Easy! She is Horizonally Accessible!
4) She has not "Been Around'! She is a Previously Enjoyed Companion!
5) She is not an Airhead! She is Reality Impaired!
6) She is not Horny! She is Sexually Focused!
7)She does not get Drunk! She gets Chemically Inconvenienced!
8) She does not Nag You! She becomes Orally Repetitive!
9) She is not a Two-Bit Whore! She is a Low cost Provider!
10) She does not have Breast Implants! She is Medically Enhanced!
JOE
2) She's not a Screamer or Moaner! She is Vocally Appreciative!
3) She is not Easy! She is Horizonally Accessible!
4) She has not "Been Around'! She is a Previously Enjoyed Companion!
5) She is not an Airhead! She is Reality Impaired!
6) She is not Horny! She is Sexually Focused!
7)She does not get Drunk! She gets Chemically Inconvenienced!
8) She does not Nag You! She becomes Orally Repetitive!
9) She is not a Two-Bit Whore! She is a Low cost Provider!
10) She does not have Breast Implants! She is Medically Enhanced!
JOE