savant365
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A husband and wife were shopping in their local WalMart. The husband picks
up a case of
Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replied.
"Put them back, we can't afford them," demands the wife, and so they carry
on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of
face cream and puts it in their basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replied the wife.
Her husband retorts: "so does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price."
On the PA system: "Cleanup needed on aisle 25, we have a husband down."
up a case of
Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replied.
"Put them back, we can't afford them," demands the wife, and so they carry
on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of
face cream and puts it in their basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replied the wife.
Her husband retorts: "so does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price."
On the PA system: "Cleanup needed on aisle 25, we have a husband down."