I am not a racist but this one cracked me up

[USTiger]

Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in
different areas of town.

Carlos begs the same amount of time as Jose,
but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day.

Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills
every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage
free house, and has a lot of money to spend.


"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as
long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home
a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?"

Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"

Carlo's sign reads;
"I have no work, a wife, and six kids to support."

Jose says, "No wonder you only get eight or nine
dollars a day!"

Carlo's says, "All right what does your sign say?""

It reads:
"I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico!"

 

[godisnum1]

Racist.

Bran <><

 

[savant365]

Where do I send the ten dollars?

 

[ivan salis]

si -- "proof" jose's -- sign it works *

 

[stefen]

just another migrant working the system...