Goldenboy98
Tenderfoot
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The Unfortunate Prospector
A young prospector
Swung his metal detector
Patiently over the ground
Listening for any good sound
But no signal was ringing
So he kept on swinging
An older detectorist
Got a really sore wrist
Two years of searching had hurt his arm
But he knew the old
saying:
“Third Time’s a charm”
The third year passed, but the detector wasn't singing
Disappointed he kept on swinging
Time went past and the man got old
There was yet no sight of gold
Not even a bottle top
What a flop!
Then it suddenly hit
the prospector
He’d forgotten to turn on the detector
That'd explain why the detector didn't bark
And why the screen was so dark
Elias.W 20-09-2017
A young prospector
Swung his metal detector
Patiently over the ground
Listening for any good sound
But no signal was ringing
So he kept on swinging
An older detectorist
Got a really sore wrist
Two years of searching had hurt his arm
But he knew the old
saying:
“Third Time’s a charm”
The third year passed, but the detector wasn't singing
Disappointed he kept on swinging
Time went past and the man got old
There was yet no sight of gold
Not even a bottle top
What a flop!
Then it suddenly hit
the prospector
He’d forgotten to turn on the detector
That'd explain why the detector didn't bark
And why the screen was so dark
Elias.W 20-09-2017
