Speaking as a man, if I was trying to pass an 8 pound watermelon I would be yelling $$%$#@&&^ for a Dr, too........ 

4-H said:Yep Fam Pic coming!Mental Granny said:FAMILY PIC PLEASE!![]()
Maggie is just not up to par yet.
She said, In the hospital, "don't you dare post my pic of me looking like this on the web!"
I said, "yes dear"
It was so funny, we were doing the whole breathing thing in labor when suddenly,Sammie decided it was time to come on out.
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The nurse kind of panicked
calling for the DR. She then told Maggie hold it for a minute until the DR. Arrives.
Maaggies head spun around twiceand in an "Linda Blair" voice she said, mind you Maggie dosen't swear too often ,
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" Where's the F##!! Dr.!"
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I looked at the nurse, and she looked at me very surprised like woaaaaaa!
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Then suddenl;y the door flew openand our Dr. came running in with a smile on her face saying.
"Im Heeeere"
Maggie then replied, Where the He!! have you been!![]()
After the storm cleared Maggie sincerely apologized to our Dr. who smiled and said, " I get this all the time!"![]()
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