I THINK YOURE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS

[USTiger]

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
him. She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where
he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to
his wife and asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I
made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your
partner whipped my butt with wet celery '

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No ........

I'm your son's teacher.'

USTiger

 

[Cynangyl]

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[Goodyguy]

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[shaun7]

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i hate it when that happens

 

[stefen]

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Thats when you exhibit a cheshire grin and say "Just kidding"

Saying "Oops", blushing or nervously tittering should not be a part of a persons public persona.

 

[Cheeko]

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he was close, good one