Illinois ; Remember this

[jeff of pa]

• Illinois
• A state law requires that a man's female companion shall call him "master" while out on a date. The law does not apply to married couples.
• In Zion, It is illegal for anyone to give cats, dogs, or other domesticated animals a lighted cigar.

Real Funny Dumb Laws in the United States

 

[Uncle Jeff]

Hey, I like being called master.

 

[DPBOB]

Ok I'll remember those.

I had the police call on me for this one several years ago.

Long story but I'll make it short. The cop and I had a good laugh.

IN DES PLAINES ILLINOIS ....It is illegal to chain a wheel barrel to a tree and put a for sale sign on it.....

I then asked the cop after a long good laugh....If I take the chain off would it be legal then....He said yes it would... I sold the wheel barrel about a half hour later.....

 

[Gimmie The Loot]

If you are driving your automobile and approach a horse, you must shut off the automobile. If the horse is not satisfied, you must disassamble the automobile until the horse is happy and passes.

 

[jeff of pa]

If you are driving your automobile and approach a horse, you must shut off the automobile. If the horse is not satisfied, you must disassamble the automobile until the horse is happy and passes.

a few blast of the horn should get the horse moving