Im glad Im not a blond!!

[jeff of pa]

I'm glad I'm not a blond!!

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was
almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to
her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her
car while it warmed up and thought about her
situation. She finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got
caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and
follow it. That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift.

This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snow plow
went by and she started to follow it. As she followed the snow plow
she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any
problem with the blizzard conditions. After an hour had passed, she
was somewhat surprised when the snowplow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window.
The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been following him for a long time.She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice to follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard.

The driver replied that it was ok with him and she could continue if she wanted, but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and was going over to Sears next.

 

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[arkhunter]

Re: I'm glad I'm not a blond!!

i know this girl

 

[stefen]

Re: I'm glad I'm not a blond!!

Here's her sister...or clone!

Ice Fishing

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject and finally after getting all the necessary items together, she made for the nearest frozen lake.

After positioning her footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice, when suddenly. from the sky, a voice boomed: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice and began to cut another hole. Again, from the heaven, the voice bellowed: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

The blonde, now quite worried, moved away to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut a hole.

The voice came once more: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

At this, she stopped and look skyward. "Is that you, Lord?" she asked.

"No", replied the voice, "This is the Ice-Rink Manager!"

 

[Mirage]

Re: I'm glad I'm not a blond!!

Great one Jeff.

I have one ...not the best but here goes

Blonde calls her next door neighbor and says, "Joe, I have been trying to do this tiger puzzle for some time now and just can't seem to make any progress. You think when you get some time you might be able to help me with it?"

Joe comes over the next day and surveys the situation and tells her, "First thing you should do is put all the frosted flakes back in the box..."

 

[fossis]

Re: I'm glad I'm not a blond!!

A painter is giving a lady an estimate on painting the inside of her house, every so often he would open the window & yell downstairs, (green side up).

After this happened several times, the lady asked what he was doing, oh excuse me madam, I have a crew of blondes next door laying sod.

Fossis...................