In The Year 2056........

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1) Ozone created by Electric Cars now killing millions in the 7th largest Country in the World, Mexifornia.
2) Couple petitions Court to reinstate Hetrosexual Marriages.
3) Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afgan., Saudi Arabia, Syria, & Lebanon.
4) Iran still closed off, Physicists est. it will take 10 more yrs before Radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
5) George Z. Bush Say's he will run for President in 2058.
6) Postal Service raises price of 1st Class Stamps to $17.98 & reduces mail delivery to Wednesday's only.
7) Massachusetts executes last remaining Conservative.
8) Supreme Court rules Punishment of Criminals violates their Civil Rights.
9) New Federal Law requires all Nail Clippers, Fly Swatters, Screw Drivers, & Rolled Up Newspapers must be Registered by Jan. 2057.
10) IRS sets lowest Tax Rate @ 75%.
11) Spotted Owl Plague threatens Northwest U.S. Crops & Livestock.
12) Fla. Voters still don't know how to use Voting Machine.

 

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here some of my own:

Hurricane hits New Orleans, no one knew what to do
the production and purchase of new computers every two months has finally filled the crater yellowstone created when it exploded (tourist fried in a horrible fashion)
A muesum dedicated to traffic jams opens; the roads leading to it was a parking lot of traffic (in the sky )
The titanic is nothing more than a pile of rust
TV have become so big and expensive, that people demand that one of the houses walls be a tv.
world hunger has disappeared due to 50 foot corn stalks that talk and occasionaly kill small birds
scientist have finally discovered the locnese monster, the vampire, and the unicorn. all can be seen stuffed in a mueseum. (scientist scoff at the idea of an "elephant")
7 new colors are discovered
wood shortaged has been solved with the radical idea of recycling.


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