savant365
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Competitive salary:
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
Join our fast-paced company:
We have no time to train you.
Casual work atmosphere:
We don''t pay you enough to expect that you''ll dress nicely.
Must be deadline oriented:
You''ll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
Must be flexible:
On many occasions, you''ll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles.
Some overtime required:
Some time each night and some time each weekend.
Duties will vary:
Anyone in the office can boss you around.
Must have an eye for detail:
We have no quality control.
Career-minded:
Female employees must be childless (and remain that way).
Apply in person:
If you''re old, fat or ugly you''ll be told the position has been filled.
No phone calls please:
We''ve filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
Seeking candiates with a wide variety of experience:
You''ll need it to replace the three people who just left.
Problem-solving a must:
You''re walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
Requires team leadership skills:
You''ll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
Join our fast-paced company:
We have no time to train you.
Casual work atmosphere:
We don''t pay you enough to expect that you''ll dress nicely.
Must be deadline oriented:
You''ll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
Must be flexible:
On many occasions, you''ll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles.
Some overtime required:
Some time each night and some time each weekend.
Duties will vary:
Anyone in the office can boss you around.
Must have an eye for detail:
We have no quality control.
Career-minded:
Female employees must be childless (and remain that way).
Apply in person:
If you''re old, fat or ugly you''ll be told the position has been filled.
No phone calls please:
We''ve filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
Seeking candiates with a wide variety of experience:
You''ll need it to replace the three people who just left.
Problem-solving a must:
You''re walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
Requires team leadership skills:
You''ll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
