Jogging With Bill Clinton

[WV Hillbilly]

Bill Clinton started jogging near his
new home in Chappaqua.


But on each run he happened to jog
past a hooker standing on the same
street corner, day after day.




With some apprehension he would brace
himself as he approached her for what
was most certainly to follow.


"Fifty dollars!" she would cry
out from the curb.




"No, Five dollars!"
fired back Clinton .



This ritual between Bill and the
hooker continued for days.


He'd run by and she'd yell,
"Fifty dollars!"

And he'd yell back,
"Five dollars!"



One day however,
Hillary decided that she
wanted to accompany her
husband on his jog!



As the jogging couple neared the problematic
street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would
bark her $50 offer and Hillary would
wonder what he'd really
been doing on all his past outings.



He realized he should have a
darn good explanation
for the junior Senator.



As they jogged into the turn that would
take them past the corner,
Bill became even more apprehensive
than usual.


Sure enough,
there was the hooker!



Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes
as she watched the pair jog past.



Then,


from the sidewalk,


the hooker yelled...
See what you get for five bucks!?"

 

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[truckinbutch]

Have you ever considered the legal jeopardy you place yourself in from all the soiled underwear and respiratory distress from laughter that you place everyone who reads your posts in?

 

[Needle]

I've learned to prepare myself before I read some of these before hand Truckinbutch.

I've placed a porta potty in front of the screen to sit on and have wired myself to a defibrillator, with instructions to the wife to resuscitate as needed.

 

[truckinbutch]

Hope you stay on good terms with your wife.

 

[sniffer]

hope she's worth more than 5 bucks LOL

 

[Jeffro]

That was hilarious, thanks!